As NHS dire has been really busy recently, this online service has been created to replicate the role of the highly trained NHS dire operatives. Simply fill in the form below, and you will be instructed on how to manage your condition.

Please enter your age
Do you have any chest pain? Yes No
Do have have a non-blanching rash anywhere on your body? Yes No
Do you know a really good lawyer? Yes No
Please enter a concise description of your symptoms