This section of my website shares my deepest and darkest thoughts, forcibly extracted from my brain, and vomited out in glorious technicolor. As warned earlier, this section contains dark humour, medical terminology and occasionally, very strong language. So anyone under 18 should fuck off not be viewing these pages.


Latest Fishy Thoughts:

Reasons I hate Hounslow part 4

Even though I don't live in Hounslow anymore, here is another photo from my favourite shithole.

MTAS Round 2

It seems that Round 2 of MTAS has been unleashed on a disillusioned medical profession. For anyone wishing to apply, MTAS* have invited me to host the round 2 application form, given the dismal faiure of their own website. Click here to apply.
* This is not remotely true.

My thoughts on Modernising Medical Careers

MMC is an ill thought-out wankfest, destined to destroy the careers of thousands of junior doctors. This shameful cuntathon of an online exercise in humiliation will leave large numbers of doctors, some with several years experience in a speciality, fighting over the crumbs of a few jobs that will ultimately produce 'specialists' with fuck-all experience... Click here for more


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